Tuesday, May 01, 2018

In the restaurant.



The Times Newspaper

Obituary – Sir Pearcavere Szupid Kent. OBE.

It with this regret that no one gave a shit about the death of this idiot.

The lunatic shot himself in the foot.

Standing in front of West Minster abbey, he took a Hilti nail gun and pinned his left foot to a paving stone.
Watched by thousands of tourists, filming on their mobile phones, Sir Pearcavere Szupid Kent, wandered anti clockwise, ranting about his freedom of speech.

Luckily, he would bleed to death before someone realised the idiot was dying for real.

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