Sunday, April 29, 2018

The woman who climbed an ant hill.

The woman who climbed an ant hill.

All her life, Alice, wanted to climb an anthill. At the age of 13, she murdered her parents by dousing them with petrol and (logically), setting them alight. Bright spark.

Alice got away with it and inherited 14 million pounds in insurance. Now she could afford to fly to Kenya and climb up an ant hill.

So, Alice did climb up an ant hill and she was rather disappointed.

She called out to no one in particular - ’Why have I murdered my parents because I wanted to climb an ant hill?’

A good question.

Till this day, the courts in Kenya struggle to work this out whilst milking her dosh. Sources say when she hits zero – extradition.

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