The Return of Tiny Tim – the sequel.
A Walt Disney Productions.
I vaguely recall watching the original when I was a seriously insane nipper.
Something about this twat who could only fill a thimble but, how many people know what a thimble is?
So - Walt and Co, knowing my fame, asked me to write the screen play. They wanted it short and snappy. I get 500k for each page. But – it must be set in modern times.
So I began.
Tiny Tim dragged his mobile phone behind him in a mini cart he had made himself. At only 10 inches tall, the phone was almost as big as himself.
A Walt Disney Productions.
I vaguely recall watching the original when I was a seriously insane nipper.
Something about this twat who could only fill a thimble but, how many people know what a thimble is?
So - Walt and Co, knowing my fame, asked me to write the screen play. They wanted it short and snappy. I get 500k for each page. But – it must be set in modern times.
So I began.
Tiny Tim dragged his mobile phone behind him in a mini cart he had made himself. At only 10 inches tall, the phone was almost as big as himself.
Scene One – Tiny Tim crosses the road. Lots of
cars. One drives over him. Squelch like
sound.
Roll up the blah blah of directors and producers to dramatic music such as ‘It’s a hard knock life’.
Roll up the blah blah of directors and producers to dramatic music such as ‘It’s a hard knock life’.
I got fired and not got a cent. Fuckers.
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