Sunday, April 29, 2018

The Cyber Handicapped Olympics

The Cyber Handicapped Olympics

Jennie Helps won Gold for Canada in the category – ‘Armless head butting at a keyboard to write shite in 30 seconds’.

Peter Knobless, won gold for Pakistan in the category – ‘Where the fuck am I?’

Sylvia Smith, South Africa, wins gold for watching 257 hours of virtual reality, till her mind broke and she was led out as a gibbering idiot.

Marcel De jeVue – Gold in the 100 metres dash to plug in anything.

And – as the first day ends –

Julie Watson of the USA – has just won gold in thinking twice before pressing enter to reply to a Facebook comment.

(She is being tested to see if she may have been intoxicated.)

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