The Cyber Handicapped Olympics
Jennie Helps won Gold for Canada in the category – ‘Armless head butting at a keyboard to write shite in 30 seconds’.
Peter Knobless, won gold for Pakistan in the category – ‘Where the fuck am I?’
Sylvia Smith, South Africa, wins gold for watching 257 hours of virtual reality, till her mind broke and she was led out as a gibbering idiot.
Marcel De jeVue – Gold in the 100 metres dash to plug in anything.
Jennie Helps won Gold for Canada in the category – ‘Armless head butting at a keyboard to write shite in 30 seconds’.
Peter Knobless, won gold for Pakistan in the category – ‘Where the fuck am I?’
Sylvia Smith, South Africa, wins gold for watching 257 hours of virtual reality, till her mind broke and she was led out as a gibbering idiot.
Marcel De jeVue – Gold in the 100 metres dash to plug in anything.
And – as the first day ends –
(She is being tested to see if she may have been intoxicated.)
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