Jason of the Argos – Jack off Artist.
In our history classes we studied about our past. Why?
A good question. For who gives a fuck about yesterday?
In a way, you can learn from the past. For example -
Yesterday, I ate a very hot curry. Today I am suffering with my ring.
Conclusion –
bad news. Running out of TP, I had to use newspaper that was now covered with
bad news.
However – what has this to do with Jason – the Jack off artist?
Well, as history recalls, he had no newspaper with which to wipe his hole after
he shat over the port bow.
Sailing away, he went on with his jolly rogers that he rodgered on a regular
basis -
Coming to his senses, Jason, gave Cleopatra an asp. A poisonous snake.
Mark Anthony turned up and Jason had a jolly rodger with him.
They married –
and the rest is history.
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