Monday, April 30, 2018

Elize – the beaver eater



Elize the beaver eater

Elize grew up in South Africa all her life, but at the age of 83
she emigrated to Canada.

For one reason only
her pet desire to eat alive a beaver. As in - she was alive and so was the beaver.
That this would consider her clinically insane was no big deal.  Plenty beavers needed eating.

It did not take her long to find a dam made by beavers. The fuckers block up loads of rivers.

Elize dived in, entered the beaver
s house and ate them all - alive. After that, she broke up the dam wall and dropped dead from hyperthermia.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found
a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put
the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit
crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!